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Once again, our barely clothed Miley Cyrus released a set of provocative and tempting photos.alternative news And most recently our young, beautiful 15-year old Billion Dollar Girl staged her own personal Playboy Jr.
The not-so-private-anymore photo shoot for Miley’s boyfriend, Nick Jonas, has been leaked onto the internet by a hacker who claims to have stolen them from Miley’s iphone.
But now we have the (awkward) experience of watching a fourteen year old in the shower wearing a t-shirt, taking a picture of her popular stomach and, in a move eagerly awaited towards actual kiddie porn, with no top on. And judging by Miley’s posing style, stances, and familiar Blow A Kiss act, this is not a matter of kids growin’ up so fast these days. The real culprit is Lindsay Lohan, the shameless self produced porn star.
“Trainreq” posted the two photos of Miley playing dress-up with her iPhone and picking up on that whole wet t-shirt trend to the right and, according to alleged time stamps, they were taken in October 2007, meaning Miley had yet to blow out her 15th birthday candle. Adding an exclamation point to this latest Cyrus Photo Scandal is the hacker’s claim that he has “worse pictures” than these. Where does a teenager get the idea to do point-and-zoom pictures? Oh, yeah, sure.
Lindsay has been doing the grainy amateur photo thing for years. Even at Jeremy Piven’s birthday party she could not resist stripping down to a flesh-toned bikini and showing off her assets. So for those of you embarrassingly salivating at Miley and her prematurely dirty mind? Make sure to send a thank-you note to Lindsay and her bountiful assets, without which little girls everywhere wouldn’t even know how to mangle their pout into “sexy” mode.
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